Real Life Ownage

A very interesting thing happened today. I was returning to my engineering class after I had received my yearbook and as I approached the door a commotion was going on in class. I peered in to see a classmate unnamed acting out of his mind. The way he was acting I suspected he was drunk. The funny thing was my teacher also took notice and was trying to keep from laughing his ass off. My teacher took unnamed outside and was talking to him. All the while unnamed was denying it although we could all CLEARLY tell he was drunk off his ass. The teacher went outside to get an administrator and unnamed was just sitting there outside the classroom looking dumb off his mind. My friend Gaga went up to him and told him he should just dip outside of school because he would only get AWOL instead of getting busted again while he was under probation for marijuana possesion. Two minutes later we look back out the door and we see unnamed running off for the door as the teacher comes with an administrator. True story unnamed got tackled by one of the biggest basketball coaches and the jacked counselor. Basically unnamed got owned and it was one of the funniest things I have witnessed at school.
the moral of the story is dont go to school drunk cuz your teachers are not stupid

"Stupidity has a knack for getting its way" - Albert Camus